War has started.

And we are hopelessly outgunned.

Director Fury? I think it's time

You're here with a mission, sir? Trying to get me back in the world.

Trying to save it.

Doctor, we need you to come in.

What if I say no?

I'll persuade you.

What are you asking me to do?

It's called the Avengers Initiative.

I thought I didn't qualify. Apparently I am, what is it, volatile, self-obsessed?

And don't play well with others.

I think they need a time-out.

How desperate are you? And you call on such lost creatures to defend you.

You have made me very desperate.

We're not a team. We're a time bomb.

No…

This is nothing we've ever trained for.

Guys, I'm bringing the party to you.