1、吃飽了才有力氣減肥。

Eat enough to have strength to lose weight.

2、再難也要堅持！沒借口！

Again difficult also want to insist! No excuse!

3、心累是最殘酷的減肥方式。

Heart tired, is the most cruel way to lose weight.

4、減肥，是我一生的事業啊！

To lose weight, it is my lifelong career!

5、胖子沒資格吃！等你瘦了再說。

Fat man can't eat! When you lost again.

6、減肥成功后，就能抽身而出了。

After success reducing weight, can pull out.

7、別減肥了，丑根本不是肉的錯！

Don't lose weight, ugly is not meat fault!

8、看美女一個個活得更滋潤，為啥？

See beauty each one live a more moist, why?

9、減肥太累，干脆胖出自己的風格。

To lose weight too tired, just fat out their own style.

10、無心減肥肉再掉，有心減肥減不掉。

Not intentional weight loss meat off again, heart can't seem to lose to lose weight.

11、吃飯雖易，減肥不宜，且吃且珍惜。

To eat is easy, reducing weight is unfavorable, and eat and cherish it.

12、辛辛苦苦幾十年，一吃回到減肥前。

Hard for decades, before a eat to lose weight.

13、如果心寬體就胖，那妒嫉定能減肥。

If the heart wide-body fat, the jealousy can lose weight.

14、減肥的誓言，只有吃飽之后才想起。

Weight loss of vow, only remembered that after eat.

15、我比你瘦！比你努力！你活該這么丑！

I'm better than you thin! Than you! You deserve it so ugly!

16、要想瘦，先吃肉。這樣你就可以減肥了。

If you want to thin, to eat meat. So that you can lose weight.

17、別吃了別吃了！求求你們了！再求一次！

Don't eat don't eat! Beg you! Ask again!

18、減肥沒有那么容易，每塊肉有它的脾氣。

Weight loss is not so easy, every piece has its temper.

19、減肥努不努力，取決于要泡的人有多帥。

Don't try to reduce weight, how much depends on the people to bubble handsome.

20、商場里漂亮的衣服，難道你不想穿上它？

The mall beautiful clothes, don't you want to wear it?

21、女生永遠在減肥，除非遇上喜歡的男生。

Girls always trying to lose weight, unless meet like boy.

22、餓了一個多月沒吃胞過今天一定要吃胞他。

Hungry for more than a month didn't eat cell must eat cell him today.

23、死胖子，你活該被人嘲笑，活該沒男人要！

Die fatty, you deserve being laughed at, what a suck man!

24、減肥并不容易，每一塊肉都有她的小脾氣！

Weight loss is not easy, each a piece of meat has her little temper!

25、有種女孩，腦海里只有兩件事：吃和減肥。

There is a girl, only two things in mind: to eat and lose weight.

26、減肥這種事情，一般都是胖子喊，瘦子做。

Lose weight this kind of thing, tend to be fat man shout, thin man.

27、你就不怕有人在背后悄悄驚嘆你的勇氣么！

Aren't you afraid of someone behind his back quietly at your courage!

28、女生不對自我狠心，男生就會對女生狠心。

Girl not self cruel, boys to girls cruel.

29、最需要減肥的不是你的身體，而是你的欲望。

The need to lose weight is not your body, but your desire.

30、別總說減肥，好像你一瘦下來就能飛升似的。

Don't always say to lose weight, it's like you one thin can soar.

31、不好只是幻想自我瘦了的樣貌，而不做發奮！

Not just fantasy self thin appearance, and not to do hard!

32、有沒有人跟我一樣，家里真是個減肥的地方。

Have a person like me, home is a place to lose weight.

33、這世上唯有減肥和愛情，不是付出就有回報。

The only weight loss and love the world, not pay is rewarding.

34、空有一顆想減肥的心，偏偏生了一條吃貨的命。

Empty have a heart of want to reduce weight, just gave birth to a version of the life.

35、咱們是胖子營養過剩的胖子少吃點不會怎樣的！

We are eat less fat nutrition excess fat won't how!

36、為了感情的兄弟姐妹們，你們更就應有自制力。

In order to the feelings of brothers and sisters, you should have more self-control.

37、有時，在減肥與不浪費之間做選擇，真的很難。

Sometimes, to make a choice between weight loss and waste not, really difficult.

38、生命在于折騰，減肥就是閑的沒事來回瞎折騰。

Life lies in, weight loss is the idle nothing tinkering back and forth.

39、我消極對待減肥，能不能取消我的胖子資格啊。

I react negatively to lose weight, can you cancel my fat qualification.

40、減肥是人生的第二大事，第一大事是好吃好喝。

Weight loss is a second event in life, the first event is delicious good drink.

41、每天堅持減肥，減掉的不只有體重，還有自卑。

Every day to lose weight, lose not only the weight, and low self-esteem.

42、聽說過很多減肥的方法，依然胖著過完這一生。

Heard of a lot of weight loss method, still fat after this life.

43、那些想減肥又沒有意志力喜歡吃東西的人，沒救。

Those who want to lose weight and no willpower likes to eat, no save.

44、要瘦就得付出代價，受不了就繼續在胖子行列混。

To thin he must pay the price, can't stand will continue in fatty ranks.

45、夏天要到了！你那象腿就別自討沒趣地穿裙子了！

Summer is coming! The elephant legs don't you cut to wear a skirt!

46、減肥很簡單，慣挨餓就行。集中營里沒有胖子。

To lose weight is very simple, used to go hungry. Concentration camps have no fat.

47、我試過很多減肥的方法，卻仍舊還是這一身肥肉。

I tried many methods of losing weight, but still this body fat.

48、胖子沒前途，你心靈再美也就是個好心腸的胖子！

Fat man have no future, your mind again beauty is also a good fat!

49、你難道就喜歡別人對你不堪入目的身材指指點點？

You don't like others ugly body pointing to you?

50、減肥減到標準就行了，不然不吃東西嘴巴苦苦的。

Weight reduction to the standard line, otherwise don't eat your mouth very bitter.

51、減肥的胖子真是傷不起啊，餓的我連覺都睡不著了。

Weight loss is really can't afford to hurt the fat man, hungry I can sleep the sleep.

52、你們給我挺住！都別吃！都嫩么肥了怎樣還有臉吃！

You give me go ahead! Don't eat! All tender yao fat how to face and eat!

53、貪吃變懶的年走不動了。在人們的內心，該減肥了。

Greedy lazy walk in. In people's hearts, the lose weight.

54、你們給我挺住，都別吃。都那么肥了怎樣還有臉吃！

You give me go ahead, don't eat. So how to have face to eat fat!

55、給大腦減減肥，里面不該裝太多的你，已經超重了。

Lose weight to your brain, there shouldn't be with you so much, are overweight.

56、不管用什么方法瘦下來，只要你不控制絕對成功反彈！

No matter use what method thin come down, as long as you don't control the absolute success rebound!

57、為什么減肥這么難呢，因為有許多事放在心里不好瘦。

Why is it so hard to lose weight, because there are many things in my heart not thin.

58、一個人連自我食欲都控制不住，還跟牲口有什么區別？

A person even control myself appetite, also what is the difference between with animals?

59、你怎么就這么喜歡吃東西？你和肉親啊，還是怎么著？

How do you so like to eat? Meat and you kiss, or what?

60、上天給了我一顆減肥的心，卻沒有給我一張減肥的嘴。

God gave me a heart to lose weight, but I did not give me a mouth to lose weight.

61、我每天除了吃飯的時間全在減肥，你還說我沒有毅力？

Every day I in addition to eating all the time trying to lose weight, you said I don't have the will?